I wish I had a girl I could lust for like Swaggy P lusts for Iggy Azalea

Let’s make the Flubber movie cover the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.

insanitys-love:

mymompickedthisurl:

thewinchesterswagger:

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HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS IT’S ALMOST AT 10 MILLION WTF

Yes let’s do it for him.

#RIP

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ohlookanotherblog said: Cartoon Cartoon Summer Resort I think. Had to do some research, but I think that was it.

sppersonalblog:

HOLY SHIT THATS IT!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

do you know if it’s still up and running???

sppersonalblog zero idea. Sorry.

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Ate pussy so good I almost drown. What a wonderful way to die.

ohlookanotherblog said: Hey. Just wanted to say I think it's awesome you gave out your snapchat for free. I look forward to more sexy updates.

sppersonalblog:

It didn’t even cross my mind that I could do it for profit tbh

Sounds like I ruined it for everyone.

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I love when decisions are made without my input on matters that 100% require my input.

Guys I am living the sexy drug dealer fantasy right now. It’s awesome.

I think I drank to much: a memoir by my liver.

So you’re talking to a girl on tinder. You don’t even want to get laid, you just want to hang out with a cute girl. You inform her of this and ask her out for a drink. Suddenly she stops talking all together. But she’ll like the moment you shares of the beer she should have been having with you. What the hell, man?

Nights like tonight make me miss Mother Superior. Which is sad because I have only been away for two days.